I’ve stepped up a little in driving stakes lately. Here’s me with my new brm brm.

Although the steering isn’t a problem, I’m still having trouble reaching the pedals. I think I need to get a few pieces of wood and tie them to my legs.

It’s not been highly publicised but just before Christmas those people who get milk tokens for small people like me also get additional tokens for fresh fruit and veg.

These aren’t big issues but the little ones that our Government is getting right and can really make a difference in both changing eating habits and keeping vulnerable little people away from junk food.

Papa seems very happy for some reason. I think he’s annoying the LibDems again.

Decided on an early start today. Yesterday I popped out with the other big people that are somehow connected to the one big person in my house who doesn’t feed me. Got them to take me to the garden centre so I could look for new ideas for outside and I have a question. What’s this thing called Christmas? There were lots of snowmen, trees and models of some bloke in a red jacket on sale at the garden centre. Personally I like the penguins. Anyway, when I got back the two big people that I live with had rearranged loads of stuff in the house. Boxes moved, my old cot has disappeared and the bits of wood that were in the front room seem to have been put together to form a kitchen!! Oh, and one last thing, if you are a small person like me, the Government has changed the law on car seats to make us little people safer. If you’re not up to date I suggest you get your big people to check out the changes here.

Getting into my Hoodie gansta gear innit! No sign of David Cameron for a hug yet.