Yes, to the little house in Willenhall with a broadband connection. Finally I can get my posts uploaded to my blog. I’ve altered the timestamps to keep them in order and to reflect the days the events took place, it would have been very silly to say this happened on this or that date.
I’m off to bed now, been up far too long but wanted to get all this done out of the way.

I think Mama and Papa are preparing for something. Today she went shopping and bought lots of things and later in the day lots of family came around for a barbecue in which I ate a whole bratwurst to myself, followed by a yummy banana later on in the evening. Everyone was saying lots of goodbyes to Mama and Papa so I think we might be going somewhere.
I hope it is back to the little house that we normally live in because that one has a broadband connection and I can finally get my posts back up on my blog.

We all got up very early today and went for a drive in Opa’s car, he drove this time instead of Mama. When we got out we had to walk passed all these people in uniforms who checked things from the big people so that we could walk over a bridge to this place with lots of market stalls where all the people didn’t speak either English or German. I think I heard someone say it was something called Polish.

I quite liked it there because Mama and Papa bought me lots of toys and clothes which apparently were a lot cheaper than on the other side of the bridge. Note to self, must read up more about comparative economics.

Today we all got into Opa’s brmm brmm and went for a drive to this big place with lots of animals. There were also lots of little people like me running around and my cousin Philipp came too. I got quite tired from all the walking after a while and I think Mama and Papa were too tired to carry me so I hitched a ride on Opa for a while and I think he enjoyed it. We watched all the children’s brmm brmms driving around but I’m still to small to go on them yet, I can’t reach the pedals and then we watched a big digger moving lots of dirt around.
I was getting a bit tired after all that myself so when Opa drove us back I decided to have a nice snooze in my specially designed for little people seat.

We all went out to the big city today. It’s a bit like Wolverhampton back home but bigger. Opa parked his brmm brmm in a place underground with lots of other brmm brmms and instead of me walking I got pushed around all day in my chauffeur driven transport. It gave me time to generally look cute and attract the attention of other people, not to mention having a well earned rest and saving up my energy for playing in the garden later.
We went to lots of book shops and Mama who as well as being a chocolate monster is also a book monster, bought some books. One of them is about a boy called Jorg who ate too many sweets and chocolate which made his teeth hurt. I have the sneaky suspicion that she is trying to tell me something.

Philipps Mama who is somehow related to my Mama came around today. She started off by cutting Oma’s hair but then Mama got me to sit on her lap and she cut my hair as well. I wasn’t so happy about it at the start because I liked my hair where it was but afterwards it was much better because it didn’t get in my eyes any more and my head felt a lot lighter for some reason.
After she cut my hair, she cut Papa’s hair and he looks silly now. It’s all short like mine whereas before he had floppy bits.

I have something called a cousin. I think he is related to Mama somehow. His name is Philipp and we have been playing for most of the day. He seems nice but he’s crap at football even though he’s much bigger than me. Papa built us a tent in the garden with a little tunnel and we have been crawling through it.

I have a new friend. He’s smaller than me and likes to walk around the garden a lot. For some strange reason he runs away whenever I chase him. He’s also very furry and eats from a bowl on the floor.

Not been my day today. It’s been raining quite a bit and despite my best efforts to get outside and play in the garden, for some reason Mama and Papa don’t want to join me.

Another very busy day. I have my own sandpit here and it’s great fun to play in. Naughty Papa buried me in it today.

I also decided that the grass needed cutting so I got out my little lawnmower and started on the big job. I bet Papa tells everyone that he cut the grass after he left it up to poor little me to work hard all day long in the blazing sun, shame on him.